When I ask my mom if I can go to a sleep over…
Me: Hey mom, my friend invited me for a sleep over!
Mom: Which friend? *suspicious face*
Me: Its Sally.
Mom: does she have dad?? brother??? DOG?
Me: Erm, her dad is out of the country and her brother lives on campus. And, yeah, she has a dog.
Mom: oHHH NOOOO DOG! IS IT MALE? FEMALE?
Me: huh? o-O why does that.. matter..?? its a male dog..
Mom: NOO you can not go. I am sorry.
Me: wh- wh- AW PLEASE MOM! :- (
Mom: Male dog will rape you.
Me: OKAY SAY WHAT???
Comment below what your parents usually say when you ask to go to a sleepover! haha